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Top 10 Highest Paid Actress In Bollywood

Top 10 Highest Paid Actress In Bollywood

There Are So many talented actress on bollywood but there are some so talented or highly paid in bollywood.

Best Script Writers In Bollywood

Best Script Writers In Bollywood

Top 10 Best Bollywood Comedians

Best Bollywood Comedians 

• Kapil Sharma
• Krishna Abhishek
• Sunil Grover
• Kiku Sharda
• Bharti Singh
• Ali Asgar
• Paresh Rawal
• Raju Srivastav
• Sudesh Lehri

• Rajpal Yadav

Top 10 Body In Bollywood Celebrity

Guys this video is of best body in bollywood celebrity.

How i become Rich

How i can become Rich

1. INVESTING



   investing is the best ways to become rich. if you are earn 2000Rs. of a days. then You 
   Should   spent   only  1500Rs. and Save 500Rs in banks. because you don't know 
   where  problem is waiting for you.


   2   Appreciate your Every Experience


     If you filled a room with a thousand people and ask them how many of them consider themselves lucky, most likely, only a few would raise their hands. Maybe because they recently got a promotion, had a baby or maybe because they already have taken these steps. But for the most part, people don’t consider themselves lucky. Maybe your tire went flat today, maybe you got yelled at by your boss or maybe you’re just inexplicably miserable.  
                                               Thats why Always Appreciate your Every Experience.


3  Share To  Others

   


      But I don’t have enough myself, how can I give? It’s often those who have least, that give the most. If you thought you could become rich by just taking, you were wrong. If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, will it make a sound? It seems that most people don’t think so. Our solution to world’s big problems is to either ignore it until it goes away or go to war. Take teacher for example, if a person does something against the teacher, teacher punish them by out of class them away somewhere.  but i am saying If you want to be Rich Person in Life. Then You have to share your Things To Others.

4.  Control Your Emotions
   
        


Firstly you have to learn control your Emotions. Beacuse Emotions is a very Important Things.
Not every thought needs to come out of your mouth. Not every emotion needs to be expressed. When you say whatever is on your mind, you risk hurting others. Loose lips are a habit for 69 percent of those who struggle financially. Conversely, 94 percent of wealthy people filter their emotions. They understand that letting emotions control them can destroy relationships at work and at home. Wait to say what’s on your mind until you’re calm and have had time to look at the situation objectively.            
                                    Thats Why if you want to become Rich person You have to control Your emotions.

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NEW FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI

NEW JOKES IN HINDI

Jaab tum raat ko sachche dil se sone ki koshish karo to..
Tab Wifi/3G ki tez speed tumhe jagane ki saajish karti hai.

Boy-Papa..papa lagta hai Varsa aane wali hai
Papa-tu study kar.. nalayak, sara din bas ladkiyo ki baate karta rahta hai

Son- Papa me life me aage badhne ke liye kaya karu? 
Papa- Patthar le aur sabse phele ye mobile phor.....

1 admi ne 100 times khoon daan kark record bnaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko prize diya ye kehte hue ki Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne Liye

Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk” Khaane ka

SAD JOKES IN HINDI

SAD JOKES


Hum to aise hi baithe the pani mein patthar mar rahe the.
.
Achanak se Ek medhak nikla aur bola…
“Pani mein to aa sale, teri udasi utaru sale,
Apni vali ki chakkar mein meri vali ka Sar fod diya”

FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI

FUNNY JOKES

Arj kiya hai…
.
Jamane ke dar se teri photo ko bathroom  mein chupa rakhi hai.
.
Wah wah…
.
Jamane ke dar se teri photo ko bathroom  mein chupa rakhi hai.
Didar ho tera bar bar isliye “JULAAB” ki goli kha rakhi hai.

Love romance is just like hot tea and
heart is like Parle-G Biscut 
Hadd Se Jyada Dubaoge To Toot Jayega...

Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration!!
Topper’s Answer was:
“WOMAN’S FACE”

 Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Kya Frmaya?
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Or
Bandron Ki Race Me “Jeeta” Bi Tu

phone rings tring tring..
1st: hello roshni he?
2nd: nahi he..
1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayege.

Paros me lahne wali preety girl ka transfer
Aur last wale me to Dil karta hai rooo hiii deee...new jokes in hindi

Kismat ho to Narendra Modi jaisi !!
Na parliament me opposition hai na ghar pe wife hai !!!
Bole to Life Jhinga la La.

WIFE JOKES

WIFE JOKES


Chintu : Meri WIFE mar gayi… Mein rona chahta tha… Par Anshu nikal hi nahi rahe the.
Fir muje ek dost ne kaha.
.
“Imagine she’s come back!”
.
Fir to pucho mat… “Kya roya mein”



DOLU : Tum dono ki jodi Raam aur Sita ki jodi jaisi hai.
.
BOLU :  Kya yar… Raam Sita jaisi…
“Na to Sali ye Dharti mein samati hai, Aur na ise Rawan lekar jata hai.”



Ek dukhi pati BABA ke pass gaya aur bola – “Meri Wife Do din se khamos hai.”
.
BABA – “To baccha mere pass kyu aaya hai, “Guinness Book of World Record” mein jao.


Purani kahavat hai – “Sote samay Tension lekar nahi sona chaiye”
Ye jante hue bhi Log “Apni Bivi ke sath sote hai”

Husband comes home very early from shop and watch wife
With Another handsome guy.
Wife- Why are you early.??
Husband- Who is he?
.
.
Wife- Duffer..Don’t try to change the topic.!

DOCTOR AND PATIENT JOKES

DOCTOR AND PATIENTS JOKE


patient(Doctor se) : Ab muje aapki dawaiyio se bahot hi aaram  hai. Bas thodi si aur sans ki problem  hai.
.
Doctor : To thik hai… Aap kahete ho to use rokne ke liye bhi Davai de deta hu. 

STUDENT AND MADAM

STUDENT AND MADAM


Madam-Bacho choti madhumakhi tumko kaya deti h
Bache- Shahad
Madam-Patli bakri ?
Bache-Milk
Madam-Aur moti bhes?
Bache-Homework only homework...
Madam-De thappar pe thappar...

VERY FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI

VERY FUNNY JOKES

Raat me motercycle or car ke peeche kute ese tezi se bhagte hai jese
,
,
,
,
 agle choke pe 2  gari chhin he lenge.
Aaj kal ladke ladki se milne ke baad
unka naam nahi poochte ye poochte hai-
tum WhatApp me ho?

Ladke wale-Jee ladki ne kaya kiya huwa hai
Ladki wale-Jee esne naak me dum kiya huwa hai
ese le jaye bas.....

Spiderman, Batman, Superman saab behosh
Dekh ke South Indian Movie ke Hero ka Josh


Mÿ Friend: Dost kaise ho?
Me: Mast hu..Bindaas hu..tu bata?
Mÿ Friend: Main bhi tik hu Yaar ek kaam tha..!
Me: Haan toh saare kaam karle, phir baat karte h....

Fair N lovely cream sach me kaam karti hai me tab maan jaugaa
jab wo black money wale ko fair bana de

GF BF JOKES

GF BF JOKES

Girlfriend says to boyfriend: I’m PREGNANT…!!
boyfriend says: Are you sure its mine?
boyfriend starts crying & says:
“Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega…!!

Boy: Aapki sandle bahut acchi hai !
Girl: Haan utaaroon kya?
Boy:Chal pagli isse acchi to teri jeans hai

Wo Girlfriend Kis Kaam Ki Jo Pyaar
Na De
Aur Wo Saala Dost Kis Kaam Ka Jo
Udhaar Na De..!

Boyfriend aur uski girlfriend garden me bethe the. 
Girfnd-jaanu kuch esa kaho ki dhadkan tez ho jaye. 
Boyfnd-bhag tera BAAP aaya.


BF : If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
GF : I am in Toilet…. What should I send?

GF: I can do anything 4 u?
BF: Will you die for me?
GF: Yes.
BF: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
GF: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.

GF: If we got married, stop smoking.
BF: Ok!
GF: Drinking too.
BF: Ok!
GF: N going to the night club too.
BF:- Yes..
GF:- What else can u leave??
BF:- The idea of marrying You


GF: hi baby :
BF: hii sweet heart...(sending failed)
GFl: Are you there?? :(
BF: yes yes..I'm here...(sending failed)
GF: are you ignoring me or what??
BF: honey I'm not..i m right here..(sending failed)
GF: Its over..
don't you ever talk to me again !!
BF: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message send) :O :O :P

BF -Cinema chale
GF-waha tum muje touch kroge ?
BF -No
G-Mera hath pkdoge
B-No,
G-Mujhe kis karoge,
B-No
G-To apni behen k sath chale jao

girls 1980 to 2011
1980 - lOve me bUt dOnt tOuCh meh
1990 - tOuCh me bUt dOnt kIsS meh
2000 - kIsS me bUt aur kUch nA kArI
2005 - kUch bhi karlee but kisii ko bataaiyo matt
2011..sAb kUch Karlee nahi toh sab ko bataa doongii ki
tere se kuch nahii huaa....:P:P

BF  sent d 1 expensive bird dat could speak 40 languags as bday gift 2 his GF.
Nxt day he askd abt d gift.
BF:hwz d bird?
GF:Very Tasty.

BF (GF se) : Tumhari Shirt fati hui hai.
GF : Tum nahi samjoge… Ye aaj-kal ka Fashion hai.
BF : Kya yar… ! Sala tum fado to fashion aur Hum fade to sidha Police Station.

BF (GF se) : Darling… tum muje kitna pyar karti ho ?
GF : Jitna tum karte ho jaan…
BF : Iska matlab ki tu bhi bas “Time Pass” hi karti hai.

Girlfriend : Mere Birthday  ka gift kaha hai ?
Boyfriend : Wo sadak par Lal Rang ki Car dikh rahi hai kya..
Girlfriend kushi se chillane lagti hai..
Boyfriend : Bas usi color ki tere liye Lipstic laya hu.

BF : Suno jara…!
GF : Chup raho khate time bat nahi karte.
(Khane ke bad)
GF : Ab bolo…
BF : Teri Plate mein chipkali tha. “Le… Ab ban Madam bhut aayi khate time baat nhi krte ”

Ek khoobsurat Ladki se ek Ladke ne pucha – “Tum kaha raheti ho ?”
Girl – “Mein FG Road”
Boy – “Itni khoobsurat hokar bhi Road par raheti ho, Mere ghar chalo.”

MARRIED LIFE JOKES

Married life jokes


aise kya ghoor rhe ho..
ph. mera, pese mere, sms mera,
to mrji b meri, jo chahe beju,
 tum shadi k bad pd lena..
Aaj Boss se jaab Chhuti Maangi
Taab ja ke pata chala meri kitne "Value" hai compnay me
Aankho Me aasu Aa Gaye

LOVE HINDI STATUS

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• Best hindi love Status-:
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• जान लेने पे तुले हे दोनो मेरी..Ishq हार नही मानता..Dil बात नही मानता..!  
• क्यो ना गुरूर करू मै अपने आप पे….मुझे उसने चाहा जिसके चाहने वाले 1000 Rs थे!!!
• जाने क्या कशिश है उसकी मदहोंश आँखों में, नजर अंदाज जितना करो … नज़र उस पे ही पड़ती है….
• लेकर के मेरा नाम मुझे कोसती तो है … नफरत में ही सही पर मुझे सोचती तो है…
• तुम्हारे हँसने की वजह बनना चाहता हूँ , बस इतना हैं तुमसे कहना………।
• ज़िन्दगी प्यारी और बहुत प्यारी है पर सिर्फ तब तक जब तक मैं तेरा और तूँ सिर्फ मेरी है।
• तू नाराज न रहा कर तुझे वास्ता है खुदा का…एक तेरा ही चेहरा खुश देख कर तो मैं अपना गम भुलाता हूँ।
• उनकी चाहत में हम कुछ यूँ बंधे हैं कि वो साथ भी नहीं और हम अकेले भी नहीं…!
• दुनियाँ में इतनी रस्में क्यों हैं, प्यार अगर ज़िंदगी है तो इसमें कसमें क्यों हैं, हमें बताता क्यों नहीं ये राज़ कोई, दिल अगर अपना है तो किसी और के बस में क्यों है
• मेरी दिल की दिवार पर तस्वीर हो तेरी.. और तेरे हाथों में हो तकदीर मेरी 
• वो शाम का दायरा मिटने नहीं देते , हमसे सुबहे का इंतज़ार होता नहीं है ।

• एक हसरत थी की कभी वो भी हमे मनाये..पर ये कम्ब्खत दिल कभी उनसे रूठा ही नही।
• पहले तो यूं ही गुज़र जाती थीं , मोहोब्बत हुई… तो रातों का एहसास हुआ..।।
• लोग हर बार यही पूछते हैं तुमने उसमें क्या देखा , मैं हर बार यही कहता हूँ , बेवजह होती है मोहब्बत।

• क्या ऐसा नहीं हो सकता हम प्यार मांगे… और तुम गले लगा के कहो, “और कुछ?”

• काश…!! एक खवाहिश पूरी हो इबादत के बगैर…!!! वो आ कर गले लगा ले…..मेरी इजाजत के बगैर!!!!!
• तुम मुझे अच्छे या बुरे नहीं लगते बस अपने लगते हो।

• प्यार अगर सच्चा हो तो कभी नहीं बदलता न वक़्त के साथ न हलात के साथ
• कहतें हैं कि मोहबत एक बार होती है..पर मैं जब जब उसे देखता हूँ..मुझे हर बार होती है॥

• यूँ तो आदत नहीं मुझे मुड़ के देखने की..तुम्हें देखा तो लगा..एक बार और देख लूँ
• इतना किसी को सताया नहीं करते…हद से ज़्यादा किसी को तड़पाया नहीं करते…जिनकी साँसें चल्ती हों आपके लफ़्हज़ों से…उन्हे अपनी आवाज़ के लिये तरसाया नहीं करते…

• आप से मिलकर हम कुछ बदल से गये शेर पडने लगे गुनगुनाने लगे पहले मशूहर थी अपनी संजिदगी अब तो लोगो से मिलने मिलाने लगे
• मेरे इस दिल को तुम ही रख लो,बड़ी फ़िक्र रहती है इसे तुम्हारी..!
• उसे बारिश‬ ☂ मे भीगना अच्छा लगता है ओर ‪‎मुझे‬ सिर्फ़ बारिश मे भीगती हुयी ‪‎वो‬

• जान लेने पे तुले हे दोनो मेरी..इश्क हार नही मानता..दिल बात नही मानता
• धडकनों को कुछ तो काबू में कर ऐ दिल, अभी तो पलके झुकाई है, मुस्कुराना बाकी है उनका ।।
• होती नहीं है मोहब्बत सूरत से;मोहब्बत तो दिल से होती है;सूरत उनकी खुद-ब-खुद लगती है प्यारी;कदर जिनकी दिल में होती है।
• क्यो ना गुरूर करू मै अपने आप पे….मुझे उसने चाहा जिसके चाहने वाले हजारो थे!
• कागज़ों पे लिख कर ज़ाया कर दूं, मै वो शख़्स नही..वो शायर हुँ जिसे दिलों पे लिखने का हुनर आता है..

  तरस गए हैं तेरे Muh से कुछ सुनने को हम…… Pyaar की बात न सही कोई शिकायत ही कर दे…!!

   Tum मिले या ना मिले ये तो और बात है, मैं कोशिश भी ना करूँ, ये तो गलत बात ह!!!!

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HOLI STATUS

happy holi status for facebook and whatsapp,2016 new holi quotes, best shayaris on holi

I wish a Happy Holi to everyone.. Let the colors of holi fill your heart with warmth and love.

Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.

I Wish A Happy Holi To Everyone.. Let The Colors Of Holi Fill Your Heart With Warmth And Love.

Best Wishes To You For A Holi Filled With Sweet Moments And Memories To Cherish For Long.

Holi Offer!! 'Heart For Sale' *No...Conditions Apply

Soak Yourself In The Colours Of Joy, Happiness And Fun. Wishing You All A Happy Holi.

Wishing You And Your Family A Very Bright, Colourful And Joyful Holi With Love And Best 

Wishes!

Hi Friends, Wishing You and Your Family A Very Special Regards, Happy Holi.

Lets welcome the vibrant festival of colors with joy and jubilation!Happy Holi!

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.

Holi, holi hoti hai use Diwali mat samajhna, Hum tumharey ghar aaye tou hame Mawali mat 

samajhna ;-)

Best Wishes to you for a Holi Filled with sweet memories and moments to have it for very 

Long..Happy Holi..

Best wishes... Holi is the time to develop understanding and Love for each Other!! Happy Holi..

Holi Is A Special Time Of Year To Remember Those Who Are Close To Our Hearts With Splashing 

Colors.

Happy Holi To You And Your Family. We Wish Your Health, Prosperity And Business 

Achievements At This Prismic Colour Eve.

Different People, Different Colour One Celebration Wishing You A Happy and Colorful Holi.

May this Splendid Festival spread Colorful Joy, Wealth, Celebration and Remove Sorrows and 

ignorance In your Life.. Happy Holi..

May the spirit of Holi bring you joy.. The gladness of Holi give you Hope..The warmth of Holi 

grant You Cheer.. Happy Holi..

Pyar Ke Rang Udaaye Yeh Pichkari, Rang Jaaye Yeh Duniyaa Saari, Holi Ka Rang Aapka Jeewan, 

Rang De Hamesha Yeh Kaamna Hamari

Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are 

on you are of love.

Happy Holi to you and your family.. We wish your health, prosperity and business 

achievements at this prismatic color eve.

Wishing u a day soft as silk and white as milk, sweet as honey and full of money, may all Your 

dreams come true.. HAPPY Holi.

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect 

Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Rang Udaye Pichkari, Rang Se Rang Jaye Duniya Sari, Holi Ke Rang Aapke Jeevan Ko Rang De... Ye Shubha Kamana Hai Hamari. Happy Holi.

I may not put colors on your face in this colorful festival I'm praying God to add more and more colors in your beautiful life. Happy Holi!

A Colourful Message To A Colourful Person, For A Colourful Holi Day, In A Colourful Way By 

Sms, As A Pray, That The Colourful Ray, Forever Stay !

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect 

Holi Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi

Holi is the apt time to break the ice, renew relationships and link yourself with those that you 

wanted to with a bit of color. HAPPY HOLI.

Bright Colors, Water Balloons, Lavish Gujiyas And Melodious Songs Are The Ingredients Of 

Perfect Holi. Wish You A Very Happy And Wonderful Holi.

Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright 

hues of life. Have a colorful holi !

I want so dearly that you would be mine today and always you are in my Life, I will make you 

Happy Forever and always.. Happy Holi..

I may not put colors on your face in this colorful festival but I am praying God to add more and 

more colors in your life. Wish you Happy Holi.

May This Festival Of Colors Bring A Smile To Your Lips, A Twinkle In Your Eyes, And A Cheer In 

Your Voice. Wishing You A Joyous Holi.

A Touch Of Pink I Send To U. A Drop Of Orange To Cool The Hue. A Tinge Of Gulal For Warmth 

And Zest For A Colorful Holi 2016! Happy and Colorful Holi.

Blue Is Song, Yellow Is Music, Green Is Dance, Red Is Beauty,White Is Love and Pink Is For Joy. 

I Wish You All These On Holi. Happy Holi

Lets welcome the vibrant festival of colors with joy & jubilation!Happy Holi!
Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
Holi, holi hoti hai use Diwali mat samajhna , Hum tumharey ghar aaye tou hame Mawali mat samajhna ;-)

I may not put colors on your face in this colorful festival I'm praying God to add more and more colors in your beautiful life. Happy Holi!

Best Wishes to you for a Holi Filled with sweet memories and moments to have it for very Long…Happy Holi…
May this Splendid Festival spread Colorful Joy, Wealth,Celebration and Remove Sorrows and ignorance In your Life…Happy Holi..
May the spirit of Holi bring you joy …The gladness of Holi give you Hope…The warmth of Holi grant You Cheer…Happy Holi..
Best wishes….Holi is the time to develop understanding and Love for each Other!! Happy Holi…
Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance’ You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life.
I wish a Happy Holi to everyone. Let the colors of holi fill your heart with warmth and love.
Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love.
Bright colors,water balloons,lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi
Holi is the apt time to break the ice, renew relationships and link yourself with those that you wanted to with a bit of color.HAPPY HOLI.
Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life.
Have a colorful holi !
I want so dearly that you would be mine today and always you are in my Life ,I will make you Happy Forever and always ,,Happy Holi..
I may not put colors on your face in this colorful festival but I am praying God to add more and more colors in your life. Wish you Happy Holi.
Happy Holi to you and your family. We wish your health, prosperity and business achievements at this prismatic color eve.
Wishing u a day soft as silk and white as milk,sweet as honey and full of money,may all Your dreams come true,HAPPY Holi.
Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.