WIFE JOKES
Chintu : Meri WIFE mar gayi… Mein rona chahta tha… Par Anshu nikal hi nahi rahe the.
Fir muje ek dost ne kaha.
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“Imagine she’s come back!”
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Fir to pucho mat… “Kya roya mein”
DOLU : Tum dono ki jodi Raam aur Sita ki jodi jaisi hai.
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BOLU : Kya yar… Raam Sita jaisi…
“Na to Sali ye Dharti mein samati hai, Aur na ise Rawan lekar jata hai.”
Ek dukhi pati BABA ke pass gaya aur bola – “Meri Wife Do din se khamos hai.”
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BABA – “To baccha mere pass kyu aaya hai, “Guinness Book of World Record” mein jao.
Purani kahavat hai – “Sote samay Tension lekar nahi sona chaiye”
Ye jante hue bhi Log “Apni Bivi ke sath sote hai”
Husband comes home very early from shop and watch wife
With Another handsome guy.
Wife- Why are you early.??
Husband- Who is he?
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Wife- Duffer..Don’t try to change the topic.!
Chintu : Meri WIFE mar gayi… Mein rona chahta tha… Par Anshu nikal hi nahi rahe the.
Fir muje ek dost ne kaha.
.
“Imagine she’s come back!”
.
Fir to pucho mat… “Kya roya mein”
DOLU : Tum dono ki jodi Raam aur Sita ki jodi jaisi hai.
.
BOLU : Kya yar… Raam Sita jaisi…
“Na to Sali ye Dharti mein samati hai, Aur na ise Rawan lekar jata hai.”
Ek dukhi pati BABA ke pass gaya aur bola – “Meri Wife Do din se khamos hai.”
.
BABA – “To baccha mere pass kyu aaya hai, “Guinness Book of World Record” mein jao.
Purani kahavat hai – “Sote samay Tension lekar nahi sona chaiye”
Ye jante hue bhi Log “Apni Bivi ke sath sote hai”
Husband comes home very early from shop and watch wife
With Another handsome guy.
Wife- Why are you early.??
Husband- Who is he?
.
.
Wife- Duffer..Don’t try to change the topic.!
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